So here are some things I'd like to get off my chest:
• I am a horrible housekeeper (and cubicle-keeper, and car-keeper)
Really, I am. I'm good at cleaning, and I like to have a clean house, but the act of cleaning itself has just never been appealing! A magazine-ready home is fine, but really who does that? Do people really live in these homes?
• I smoke
That's right I am an eviiiil smoker. For those of you who thought I had quit - I did - I really did. Life got ugly and I am weak. I know that I always have 20 friends that don't judge me and don't lie to me. I'm married to a former smoker -you know the kind I mean - they think smoking is the most horrible, evil, disgusting thing I could be doing. I like to explain that I was a smoker when he married me - he knew what horrible, evil, disgusting life laid ahead!
• I don't balance my checkbook
Bad, I know - the consequences have proven that, but does anyone still balance their checkbook when online banking is available? At one point I knew someone who thought that the balance on the ATM receipt was correct. Never mind those 4 checks I mailed yesterday! This is probably my worst habit and one I have vowed to conquer!
• My family eats out 4 times a week
I love to cook, but trying to be perfect all day is simply exhausting! Who wants to come home and cook and then clean (see the first bullet point)?
• I'm not as tough as I try to appear
Physically - I'm not real tough and I don't try to be. At 5-foot-nothin', there isn't the option of looking too tough. I do however try to talk a big game, but rest assured, I'm not always as self-confident as I sound. My meow is bigger than my bite!
So there you have it. I've come clean! These lies won't plague any longer!
1 comment:
Love the blog, girlie! I felt like I could have written your truths. Keep updating your blog and don't forget to check back on mine. Love you and miss you.
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